just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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