Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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