if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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