I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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