i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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