STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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