The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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