saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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