gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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