ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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