Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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