So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Operation Purity has been aborted
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
