You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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