hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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