The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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