what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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