i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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