Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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