S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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