I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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