if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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