well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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