Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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