Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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