and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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