i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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