So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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