i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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