He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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