I want to stick my p in your. b.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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