i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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