You smell like stripper and shame
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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