he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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