i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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