i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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