Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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