I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
The air was thick with penises
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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