Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
