She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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