So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just cropdusted the office
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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