Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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