Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I didn't notice because vodka
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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