singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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