And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
No more Irish car bombs ever.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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