member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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