I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
