I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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