dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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