Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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