Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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