just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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