That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
3 2 1 whiskey
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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