): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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