The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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