my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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