She said her name was "party"
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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