You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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